Best toys for a cat

Dear Readers.
I am so sorry, that my guide is being published bit late. My humanslave has been busy and even how I have tried to force her to work, nothing has happened. Now I am sitting on her lap and helping her to write down my words so we get this guide out.

Today we are talking about important thing for all cats. Toys. Every cat needs a big collecting of different toys to play with. You can find tons of toys in stores, some more or less weird. Today I am not going to start telling you about all those toys, as it would take me until end of the year to finish it.
So lets start !
Maybe one of the best, most versatile and lasting toys... your own humanslave

You can utilize your humanslave with so many different ways. They are like these supermodern interactive toys. From playing hide and seek to target shooting. Have you tried the following games with your own human slave ?
- Target shooting (aiming your hairball puke directly between your slaves eyes)
- Slalom (go between the legs of your humanslave like if you were doing slalom. You can increase the difficulty by choosing carefully the time of the day and if your humanslave is carrying objects)
- Hide and seek (run out from open window and let your human slave try to catch you outside).

Also boxes are awesome toys

You can create a fort for yourself, practice your fighting skills etc... I've already told you almost everything that is needed to know about boxes in my previous guide, so I will not go into details here. You can find my box guide from here http://minikitten.blogspot.com/2012/04/guide-for-using-boxes.html

Ropes...

They are always good. They are nice to chase, even sometimes you have to make your humanslave to play with you...
Sometimes the humanslaves are dressing in clothing that has different ropes coming out from them. You may congratulate yourself, if this occurs at your home, since your humanslave has been enough well trained that he/she walks around ready for your playtime.

Bugs, flying things and crawlers

These things can give you great fun for a moment. Unfortunately these modern day buggies are not made too well and break down after few moments of playing... it was not like this during the ol'good days...
But remember my dear cat friends. Some bugs are not meant for playing with. Some taste aweful and some has a nasty stinger and that hurts !So be careful !

Wands
And I want my wands with feathers ! Nothing else serves the purpose that well.

You can play with wand with so many ways. Some like to chase the feathers, some like to play with the stick.... I personally like to grab the feathers to my mouth and run around having the stick in front of my face. I feel like a knight in a jousting tournament, riding to face the evil dragon... With my lance I slay the dragons everytime (Mr. Elb plays this part very well)

Catnip and toys with it
A word of warning... catnip is very addictive and can cause irresponsible behaviour. Before using the nip, ask your humanslave to go away from the room with cameras etc. machines that can be used to archive these embarassing moments.  

I will not tell you more about catnip, as we all should be aware of the dangers and consequences of it. If you want to refresh your memory, please see my guide http://minikitten.blogspot.com/2012/03/guide-about-dangers-of-catnip.html

Paperballs
Most of us has most likely dreamed of being shorthaired paperball retriever or longhaired paperball killer... The paperballs come in all colors and shapes, but there is something in common and that is that they are fun ! 

The most advanced of us are making our own paperballs, like Surgat The Nano in the picture above. She is also a professional paperball retriever and until now our humanslaves run out of energy throwing the ball before she runs out of energy to fetch it. More training for the humans I say!

Toiletpaper
Snowflakes ! Even in middle of the summer ! and in different colors ! 

Unfortunately often our humanslaves do not appreciate our toiletpaper games. They do not understand, that we - small and innocent cats - do our best to save you humans from the dangerous toiletpaperboasnake. This dangerous and evil beast usually hides next to the toilet seat and it is our holy duty as cats to defend our humanslaves and make the toiletpaperboasnake to snowflakes before it is too late.


Wool thread balls
Cat and a ball of wool must be one of the classics. The picture below is just a perfect example of a cute little kittenbaby playing with woolen ball with her paws... 

My personal favorite... Sparklie The Mouse

Even Sparklie has been bought from the shop, it is my absolute favorite toy. I've spent with it soooo many hours playing. Well, in fact I've spent hours with multiple Sparklies from different generations. They have a bad tendency to die middle of games.




Flowerfriends
So that the games wont get boring, our humanslaves have often gathered different flowers and plants into the apartment. These flowerfriends will server well as playmates.  

You can play so many games with your flowerfriends. Have you tried the following games ?
- Ruler of The Jungle (Brave Huntress is silently stalking her pray in the jungle...)
- Grave digger (dig deep holes into the dirt and hide things there)
- Frontiersman (dig the plants out and move them to new places)

And at the end... the BEST toy for a cat... is another cat !

If the chemistry works, Venus is in right position towards the sun and the rings of Saturn are spinning in right angle towards the Belt of Orion, the cats are best friends and so many fun moments are coming ahead, that we spend together. Sometimes developing friendship will take time (and you can hope that Mars is located right in the starcharts), but it can be worth it. Only another cat can understand our minds.