Dear Readers, it is that time of the week again, that I am presenting to you my new guide. My apologies that it took longer than expected, but my human slave has been quite busy at her work and I was unable to borrow her human paws to write this guide. I think I will fix a suitable punishment for negleting my needs...
Today we are talking about...BOXES... I have already mentioned about them with few words in my previous guides but decided to make a full guide today, as boxes are very very important for us cats.
Boxes come in various colors, shapes and made out of many different materials. All of them have different purposes, and I am going to show you now few of them. But before starting to tell you more about the ultimate purposes of boxes, I must tell you something... Sometimes our human slaves are just bit "stupid" and "simple" and decide to take our boxes away from us. Do not allow this to happen! Even they think you are not using the box in your work anymore, defend it to the end. You can never have enough boxes!
To the battle stations!
First of all... There is the litterbox. Place where we do our business into. But it is also many other things... It serves as a sandbath to make our coats shine even more and also it is a good utility to use when we are working as travel agents for our human slaves and prepare them a nice sandy beach to come and rest on. Personally... I prefer the litterboxes without a cover, it is just so much easier to spread the sand evently around the apartment to make the illusion of a beach in Bali than from a box with cover and a door!
Shoeboxes are often standard in size, and this makes them perfect for building forts. Many boxes laid next to each other and on top of each other... just let your imagination be the limit! If the box is bit small, as in the following picture, you might need to twist yourself some to fit. Building forts is important thing for us cats to do, as this way we can prepare our attacks when we finally will conquer the world.
Boxes are also great bathtubs. You can go there with your catfriend and keep each other warm while offering a bath to each other. But warning... kitty bathtub is NOT the same as human bathtub. And if human wants to take you to a human bathtub... flee my friends, flee! Hide!
Our next guide is coming up later on this week, and this time we will be talking about anatomy of cats, so stay tuned ! Also a new voting for the topic of the next guide will be starting soon, so stay tuned ! Now I must go to my fort and see if I can build a trench around it... maybe if I trip over the waterbowl it will work out weel.
~ Lilith The Mighty Minikitten