My days are very busy, filled with the plans of conquering the world, as well as living a "normal" kitten life, just to avoid any suspicions arising from my human slaves.
At the mornings, when Mommy wakes up, I rarely bother getting up. I stare at her from my iglu above the cabinet, and look at her while she is preparing to go to work.
Bit later I usually get up, stretch my long tentacles and paw mr. Elb a bit. This usually keeps away the stupid ideas he is having about charging into the blackies.
After Daddy goes to work, starts my work. I pull out all the papers (thank you Nano Surgat for hiding them so well and making the humans think they are just toys), and I start making my plans of taking over the planet. I sometimes take my faithful assistants Nano and Agares to the planning meeting, since our latest Plantie Friend "Jasmine" not survived the heavy grooming Nano was doing to her leafs... Poor "Jasmine", rest in peace (or pieces rather). Nano just wanted her to be pretty.
After all day of hard work (this involves keeping Mr. Elb out from the papers and eating them... he is so hungry!) Mommy comes home. I am always greeting her at the door, waiting to be patted and loved.
When Daddy joins us, it is all happiness ! Sometimes Mommy even takes out the foil ball for me to play with! And gives me food. GOOD food. Yesterday she left 8 turkey sausages on the table, evil from her tho, she not took them out from the plastic cover so I had to do that even...
When it comes evening, we all go to bed. I am waiting for Mommy to put her blanket on top of her and on the same moment I am walking to her and start sucking my preeeecious blanket.
sometimes tho at night, I have to wake her up to move to a better position. the most efficient way of doing this is to do small massaging movements over her bladder. she does not seem to appreciate this.
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