UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT, UFO
Often seen in a photograph covering part of the photo. Also often hardly resembling a cat. Most often UFO is pictured only partly due the fast speed it is travelling, and the most common part pictured is its tail.
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| UFO |
Many believe that sometimes a disturbed soul cannot travel to the afterlife, but stays behind haunting the living or in some scenarios helping them. Ghosts are often described as transparent creatures, floating around and can cause grave terror for those facing them. The following picture is not photoshopped!
Occasionally, after seeing a picture of your dear cat, you can see its eyes lighted up by demonish glow... You calm yourself, telling, it is only the flash that is causing this, and your dear cat is not posessed by demons. At least you think so...
ANGEL BALLS
Sometimes in the pictures you can see these white balls floating around. They are called... angel balls. Scientific studies show they are just tiny dust particles reflecting light. Let me show you another alternative theory (that does not involve even any angels!). Have you ever wondered why you are always low on toiletpaper ? Well, let me give you some insight... We are shreading it to make snowflakes. And the angel balls are actually tiny tiny particles of toilet paper. Sorry for you who are thinking it is some divine protection...
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| preparing angel balls |
Sometimes, you wonder how your cat appeared out of nowhere or disappears mysteriously and you just cannot find him or her... Let me tell you a little secret, we cats use portals to teleport ourselves in and out of this world to other levels of existance to communicate better with our feline friends. Below you can find a picture of me just entering a portal, and as you see, only half of me is visible.
Oh, as a cat owner you should be more than familiar with the existance of poltergeists... You come home and find everything destroyed, flowers on the floor, food disappeared from the fridge and your feline companion happily sleeping on his/her favorite sleeping place. He cannot be guilty? Look at those eyes now! So, your next assumption is that you have been robbed or there has been a poltergeist in your apartment. You pick up the yellow pages and start looking for ghostbusters. But hold on now! Are you aware how boring it is at home while you are gone? Not patting us, not loving us and not feeding us? Occasionally we have to take the initiative and help ourselves. You blame us for a mess? Come on! We got only paws and no fingers to assist us...
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| poltergeist or just helpful cat ? |
That mysterious goo in places it should not be. Looking like it is oozing out from the walls.
And it cannot be a hairball from your feline friend... No way it could have landed on THAT place... before you call in some specialists, remember we cats are very agile animals and we have our ways of leaving our suprises around for places you cannot belive.
For graphical reasons (and also since I think it is nice to put pictures of hairball throwups into internet) there will be no image attached this time.
SPIRITS
Oh we know those many photos we are taking and finding weird things inside them... Often they can be confused with a ghost, or blame the camera for failing. But occasionally, you can actually get a picture of a kind spirit that is around helping you. After a careful investigation of the following picture, I just had to come to a conclusion that instead of being a spirit, it was just NanoSurgat photobombing.
You just loaded your tablet or phone full and left it home for a day. After you come back, you realize the battery is empty. HOW?! In your mind are visions of ghosts draining energy to rematerialize, and you feel terror.
Dont worry, it was just us using your toys more efficiently. Every cat needs their own tablet for their games. We dont live in 1500th century anymore and a toymouse is not the same thing than interactive game to play!
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| Kira playing with the tablet |
~ Lilith the Mighty Minikitten
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