Lilith The Travel Organizer

We have been quite busy lately so my new guide was bit postponed. My apologies for this, but taking over the world takes so much of my time, as well as our project of creating my book. The Selected Guides of Lilith!

 

Today we are going to travel all around the world, without ever leaving the safety of your home! My human slave is not often appreciating all this hard work I am doing for her. She is always threatening that she will go for a vacation abroad (without me!!) but I have shown her that she does not need to leave the house to go to a beach in an example.

 

So let us start our travel!

 

Beachvacation on a paradise island

First we are going to the paradise islands... with white sand and blue sea. Laying there under the palm trees (a dragontree will suit this perfectly!) and enjoying our pina coladas.

Best way to make the beach of your dreams is to dig out all the sand from your litterbox. Spread them around the apartment and if you want to make more "ocean" feeling, you can put something to the drainagepipes and open the watertab... and watch how the ocean is coming alive!

 

Wintervacation in Lapland

The snowflakes are falling and the northern lights are flaming on the sky... perfect time to sit down to the couch and look for the wonders of the nature. For our human slaves we can create the magic land of Lapland easily. We just need loads of toiletpaper, that we shred to small snowflakes with our claws. To create the northern lights you need different colors of toiletpaper and drag them to the shelves and to ceiling. Sometimes humans just need a migrein to see northernlights, but my way works as well. Creating wintervacation in Lapland is definitely one of my favorites as it is so much fun!

 

Snowgames at the Alps
It is fun to play with the snow. Because the snowflakes created out from toiletpaper are not exactly what I mean with powdersnow, we are now travelling to the Alps. How great it is to put your paws deep inside the snow and throw it into the air. Real snow (as it is cold and melts inside) I am using flour, sugar and salt. The key is to spread it all around, jump in it and make "snowballs" (this works if you add bit of liquid to the dry ingredients). Your humanslave will be amazed to see the Alps in her kitchen after arriving home from work!

 

 

Hunting trip to Russia

Best would be if you could catch a mouse or a bird and let it free inside the apartment and hunt it with your humanslave. But sometimes this is impossible, so we cats have to use what we can. to make this trip more authentic, please point the vodkabottle to your humanslave before you start. Then it is time for action. Catch the best piece of meat you can find available to your mouth and run around the apartment with it. Offer your humanslave a nice chase before releasing the meat. It is almost like real hunting !

 

Treasurehunting in Caribbean

Searching for the treasure of the pirates is fun! This can be easily combined with the beachvacation on paradise island, so the environment will be more authentic. Lets start!

First you have to find something very valuable for your human slave (a jewelry, watch, phone etc) and hide it well. You can dig it into your litterbox or drop it to the toilet, so searching it will be more fun. When your humanslave notes that the object is missing, go and help her to find it. You can lead her to the spot by dragging her from the clothing or tripping her over when she is going to the wrong direction. When she starts to be close, you can let out some excited meows, so she knows too. When she finds the treasure, you can see how happy she looks! Mission successful!

 

Wild trip to Jungle

To create an unforgottable jungletrip, your human slave has to have plants in her apartment. Drop these plants to the floor and dig the dirt out and spread it with the plants all around the apartment. You can also hide behind the plants and be a wild lion who is stalking its pray. Also by wagging your tail your human slave can imagine it being a scary boa! Use your imagination !

Bathhouse trip in Europe
Human slaves like to take care of themselves and visit the bathhouses frequently (getting wet in bathtubes, volunterily!). Well, even we cats are not fans of water, I've decided to offer my human slave a treat and arrange her a visit to an European bathhouse so she can enjoy a bath in flowery scent.
You need : Laundrymachine and loads of laundry powder. When your human slave turns her back, add more powder to the machine and let her put the machine on. And wait. If you added enough powder, soon the bubbles are coming out from the machine and invade the apartment. This also works with dishwasher. Just add some soap that is used for handwashing the dishes to the machine and voila! The result is as beautiful as with laundrymachine.

 

 

Culture in Paris

I do not understand why human slaves can watch some paintings for hours ? Oh well, if this is what they want... lets give it to them. Paint your paws with watercolor (or even with ketchup) and you can walk around tables leaving abstract images behind. You can use papers too, like your human slaves passport and create awesome paintings. Even Leonardo Da Vinci would be jealous! Using multiple colors gives nice touch!

 

Farm travel

Anywhere in the world you usually get to visit a farm if you like so. But we cats can create a farm into your home too! We just need dirt, plants and possibly other animals too to help us in this task. First we'll spread the dirt around your apartment and replant all your flowers there. It looks like green fields afterwards. As farms have other animals too, we can act like pigs and roll around in the dirt, make noices like cock and hens and moo like cows and gallop around the house like horses! The farm is now in your home !

 

Mountain climbing in Nepal

If you want some action into your vacation, we can arrange it. We can climb up and hide in places you thought we cannot go and wait for you to rescue us. You can soon feel how it feels to be a mountain climber in the dangerous cliffs of Himalaya. If everything goes well, you might even end up feeling how it is to be trapped by an avalance when we throw your things from high above to you. If inside mountain climbing is not enough challenging, we can sneak out from the window and go to your roof!

Only your imagination is the limit, when you want to offer your humanslave a safe trip in the safety of her home. I am sure she will appreciate all this hard work you are doing for her, and will not leave you behind to go abroad for a trip. If this is still a threat, you can always break what ever expensive things she has in home, so the money will go to replace them and not for a vacation and your humanslave will be in home serving You! You can then sit together with her on a sandy beach drinking pina colatas and watch the foamy sea coming out from the laundrymachine!

~ Lilith the Mighty Minikitten, your faithful travel organizer