First of all, even there is an introduction of our Horde, I think it is worth of mentioning bit few more words about us.
My given name is Lilith. I am the eldest of Mommys horde, born roughly 1 1/2 years ago. Since from my young age, I have been determined of taking over the world. Why ? Since I feel that I could rule this empire all by myself and make things a lot better. There would be no unemployment, powerty, no starvation, no pollution. How I would make things happen? Well... unemployment is maybe the easiest to solve. Every cat on this planet requires at least 2 full time servants. So that would give humans a job 24/7. Powerty would be solved by us, the Kittenz, taking their property, their belonings, and giving those to humans only when they need. Everyone would be equal under the Kitten Rule!. Starvation... there are always plenty of mice to catch and eat! Pollution... Purr energy is clean and environment safe!
See! I have everything planned out already! I just require some assistant to make things happen! In time... you shall call me your Mistress!
To say few words about rest of the horde and my faithful helpers on my mission... Below first of all you can see a picture of all of us. Mommy was evil and took the picture while we had an important meeting regarding the safety of this planet against ET!
Agares - She is one of those who uses her natural abilities of being cute for our greater cause. Noone has still been able to resist her innocent meow and cute eyes. Mommy and Daddy often tells that she has like this fluffy cuteness aura around her, and call her "Fluff Fluff". I dont know if that is so suitable name for ninjakitten... but lets leave the humans to belive that she is as cute as she looks like.
Surgat - The Nanokitten. Smallest in size, but not with attitude! Nano (or rather her tail) is something to be afraid of. If she wants something, she takes it even by force. Mommy correctly told, that Nano is often controlled by her tail (which is a separate living being), and the transmissions going from Tail to Nano can be seen clearly. Surgat has one big disadvantage to my taste. It is her belly collection. She often collects bugs for it, or holes on the wall, or or.. This can greatly affect our conquering of the world, but I hope The Tail can keep her under control.
Mr. El B - the only man in the horde. El B uses his supernatural powers of absorbing food quite well. His belly is like a black hole, sucking all food inside it. Unfortunately this black hole also produces some not so nice smelly surprises from time to time to the litterbox. El B is not the brightest candle on the cake lets say, and we do not expect too much of him in our plans of taking over the world, but with his "bruteforce first, ask questions later" attitude, he can be a great asset for our cause.
So, this is the horde. Mommy has been tho telling that she would like to get one more kitten to the horde hopefully soon, and I am looking forward for a new member of the club!
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