As it is with dogs, if its small, white and fluffy and can wear pink ribbons = the price is high and demand as well.
So after April fools jokes got out of hand, a new catbreed has been designed - Blingapura.
It comes in size of Singapura (small, tiny and compact).
It has white, fluffy coat with some silver in it to make the best effect.
To add to the specialty - It has been sprinkled with glitter that is now permanately stuck on its coat.
This is Blingapura. It cannot wear anything else besides pink, babyblue or golden collars and clothing. It has to be transported around in appropriate colored carriage and requires at least two humanslaves in the household to worship it and add more glitter to its coat on frequent basis.
By its character.. It meows only if you press the button on its right leg, moves only from pressing button on left leg. It does not pee or poop, only releases rose smelling aromas instead. (With 500e extra price, you can get your Blingapura to release mysk, lavender or lily aromas, or with 1000e extra you can have in your home Blingapura that releases smell of bacon!)
Blingapura eats only the finest sirloin steaks with redwine sauce and butter. From fishes it can been occasionally found eating halibut and tunasteaks, but these has to be appropriately seasoned and served with caviar or it is a no go.
Todays special offer for your own Blingapura is only 6000e (+additional options costs, see below).
Additional options
mysk, lavender, lily aromas instead of pee and poop smells - 500e
Bacon aromas instead of pee and poop smells - 1000e
Glitter color of choise - 300e
Extra mode options (including playing and running) - 2000e. The basic Blingapura comesd only with meow and walking.
So, order now before we run out of this new fancy design breed that is for sure to become the top catbreed of all those who are on the top! Chihuhuas are sooooooo 2012... Your home is not home, if you do not have your own Blingapura there!
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