Taking a picture of a cat is not the easiest job possible. We cats do not like the idea of the bad pcitures taken from us are spreading in the internet, so we are making sure that you get only proper pictures taken from us. I have here made a small guide of how to take a picture of your dear cat. I hope it will help you next time you have an idea to photograph your own cat(s).
Lets start !
1) Choose a proper backround for your picture. It is important that your cat will be visible from it.
3) Place the cat on the scenery you have created and go behind your camera. Note that the battery of the camera has ran out while you've been searching for the cat and find the cable to recharge it. Remove the cat from eating the cable and see your cat posing beautifully on the photography backround. When the camera has bit of battery and you get ready to take the picture, the cat decides it has been long enough of posing and moves away. Note that the only picture you took is from the moment your cat is evading the scenery.
4) Go to get your cat back. Give bribes, tell how handsome he is, give cookies to him. Promise him tons of cookies if he sits still just for one picture. Your cat is looking you and evaluating if the promised goods are worth the effort. The moment you press the button to take a picture, your cat puts on the most retarded facial expression that is possible to achieve without catnip, and walks away to wait for the promised goods.
~ Lilith the Mighty Minikitten