What you get when you take a cat ?

Many of those non-cat owners (shame on them!)wonder, what they could get if they took a cat to their lives ? Here I, the Mighty Minikitten, give you a great examples!

First of all... a small, innocent kitten, full of life and joy! How can someone resist ?!

But, we offer a lot more, than just being cute!
We help you to make your dinner! Our paws are in your service, to give the delicate taste of cathair to your meal! How could you ever survive without it ?

Also, when ever you feel, like going to a sandy beach would be a great idea,but you are unable to do so, because having work or homeduties to do... We will bring the sandy beaches for you! Delivered even daily directly inside your house! Just add some shells! Leave the bucket of water laying next to our design so we can also flip it over and bring the sea to your livingroom! We, the Cats, are your personal travel organizers! Travel all the way to the magical beaches of the world inside your home!

You think this is all we can do for you ? You are so greatly mistaken Human!
We also provide you gentle facial massages with our paws, and I can guarantee, that after regular usage, your skin is as smooth as babys bottoms!

(no humans were injured while taking the photo)

Also, we work as interior decorators! Those ugly curtains can be replaced with something better for sure!

Also we can make your furniture look even better! What item could not be improved by some clawing or chewing ?! I cannot figure out a single one!

Nowadays, everyone is so worried of what they are eating. No worries! The Kitten Calorie Calculator is here! If we see that your meal is about to exceed your need of calories for the day, we save you from the burden by eating the excess foods, even from your plate. You cannot cheat on your diet while the Kitten Calorie Calculator is present!

We are also your personal stylist! Who would decline of having your personal stylist in your home 24/7 ? We make sure that all the old fashioned, ugly clothing are carried away to some hidden place and you will never ever have to see them again! We also do some clothing designing, by adding some holes and clawmarks to your favorite clothes, just to make them look even better! We do all this just for you!

We also help you with your flowers. Do not worry! The kitten gardener is here to help you to love your plants and make them flourish. As a proof you can see in the picture me in person whispering kind words to the ears of the tree.

And sometimes, we come to sit on your lap and curl up to sleep there... Purring from the bottom of our hearts, and thanking you, that you as well became a catperson.